A Day in the Life of Hosni Mubarak:Rudely awakened by cracking whips and gunfire at 5:00 am
Read the Egyptian Times
Orders a Grand Slam Breakfast from Denny’s closest franchise
Listens to Montell Jordan’s “This Is How We Do It”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIYtBSqkbmw
Stops by the bank to buy traveler’s checks for $1 billion – signing takes three hours and donkey cart ride back takes another hour.
Watches Egyptian version of Everybody Hates Hosni
Smokes a Camel
Turns on Internet to order extra camels from Amazon
Goes to Gun Show near Giza
Reads to Kill a Mockingbird; loves the part when Bob Ewell gets away with it
Dinner
Calls Kim Jong-Il to talk about Phoenix vs. Memphis NBA game
Pores over real estate sections in Geneva and Riyadh papers
Brags to grandkids about the Pyramid Arena in Memphis and Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas
Opens Internet again to watch Elvis sing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tByhkaVcyE
Listens to Moody Blues “Go Now”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLgdcGEqgcw
Packs 97 suitcases after hearing about how the Marcos family packed 300 before fleeing to Hawaii: Michelle Malkin denies this and blames it on Obama
Tries on clothing for tomorrow
Goes to bed with one eye open
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