Lyin' Ryan

Paul Ryan gave me the serious willies last night. Doing his best, young, sweaty Richard Nixon imitation, Mr. Ryan whipped the rabid Republican masses into a frenzy with his passionate, fiery rhetoric. I couldn't sleep all night.

I noticed this morning that the actor Steve Franken died. He played Chatsworth Osborne, Jr. the insufferably, arrogant nemesis to protagonist Dobie Gillis. It isn't just his brown-nosing that made Chatsworth so reprehensible, it was a sort of gift for being creepily odious. Paul Ryan has this gift. While Ann Romney may have come off as a likable sort of FOX anchor, Nurse Ratched type the previous evening, Ryan, was simply the liar of hyper-inflated self worth nauseating the truth itself with his transparent lies.

His whoppers prove that presidenting while being black is a bigger crime than inverting the truth so obscenely that it makes the guy who gives the homeless man under the bridge a quarter seem somehow like the victim of a Ponzi scheme. Like the Olympic Gold Medal winner in some important sport -- say verbal gymnastics, Paul Ryan's masterful garbage attempts to portray the Decathlon winner as a spear chucker.

Paul Ryan doesn't need a fact checker, he needs an exterminator. He's leading the rats into the center of the community.Republicans are thinking Ryan is promising the path to prosperity, but it's really the path to Pinocchio.

I Look Trustworthy So Trust Me

Ann Romney's speech was nice and friendly, but the core message was the same as always. It's good she loves her husband. Respect. He too seems like a loving husband. Respect again. She has been through a lot. Respect.

On the other hand, Mrs. Romney did not mention any policy. Basically, she says that Mitt is a good husband; therefore, he will be a good husband. She should support policies which help woman and the poor. This would be respectful too.

She says that we should trust her. But Mitt says trust him on his taxes because he is hiding something. If he weren't hiding something, he would release his taxes like his dad did. Perhaps Ann Romney is hiding something too -- like a GOP platform which is anti-woman? She never mentioned any policies.

Sorry. I do not trust you. I prefer to check the fine print.

Release Your Taxes Mitt

I know for a fact that some say that Mitt Romney has not paid any taxes for the past 10 years. He can prove me wrong if he will just release his tax returns like his father did years ago. What is he hiding?