Friday, February 25, 2011

His House Is a Very Very Very Fine House

Talking today to someone like the nice fellow who owns this house, I learned that America’s budget problems have been caused by the working men and women who belong to unions like those Wisconsin people. Prior to our discussion, I had always thought that unions protected the middle class, insured that they received things like a fair wage, health benefits, a shot at a 40 hour work week, and a bit of a paid vacation. Boy was I wrong!
Now I know that the economic disaster that occurred at the beginning of the Islamic foreign -born President Obama term end of the Bush administration’s term was actually caused by the benefits paid to union members. 
I thought for a minute that the real problem might be: two unfinanced wars or the greedy Wall Street hedge fund motherfuckers managers or all the unwed black mothers driving Cadillacs around town or Terri Schiavo or Bill Ayres pallin' around with terrorists  or those pimps from Acorn or Chandra Levy or Tiller the Baby Killer or Don’t Ask Don’t Tell or NPR’s firing of Juan Williams or all the saggy pants on gold teethed black teenagers or MSNBC or Rahm Emanuel or Hollywood’s Elite Liberals or Al Gore’s discovery of the internet or Michael Moore’s hateful distaste for democracy or tax breaks for everybody including the billionaires who create the engine which creates American jobs even though no jobs have been created or Sista Soulja or Jesse Jackson or the dude from Louisiana with the cash in his freezer or the Clintons who murdered that Foster guy over Whitewater, but I learned that I was mistaken.
I learned that it wasn’t the fault of guys like the one in this house, but the working men and women who belong to unions. They should not be allowed to ruin our country by collective bargaining. The guy who lives in this house told me that we can’t afford to pay these guys so much. 

Anyway -- one look at this guy's monstrous beautiful house and I knew he was better than me and that he would never lie. 

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Let’s Make One Thing Clear (Channel)

I liked the outfit that looked as if pizza dough fell on top of Lady Gaga’s head. I appreciated the flotilla of vicious strummers madly head-bobbing behind Bob Dylan. I felt Jagger channeling his inner old brother. Yet most of the music on the Grammy Awards Sunday night was unfamiliar to me. Maybe I need to listen to more Top 40 Radio.

There is more talk about rancor on the radio than music on the radio.
Clear Channel  Communications and Infinity Broadcasting dominate the domestic dial, spending millions for the right to play the same songs over and over and over and over, so we can honor a couple of people over and over and over and over at televised award programs.
The Telecommunications Act of 1996 created this mess, ultimately insuring that you will hear popular music with anesthetizing uniformity, or all Bieber all the time. It might be good, but more likely just predictable. Major labels, major promoters, and major stations control it all, resulting in efficiency on the order – and quality of McDonald’s.
It’s all so perfect, but depressing in the way that nostalgia always works – we miss the way things were downtown as we shop at Target and park safely. On the other hand, since the lack of variety on the radio is so evident, the internet has become a boundless reservoir for music new and old, domestic and international.
Congress would like to defund NPR. Before you agree to support this, try listening to something here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/.


Saturday, February 12, 2011

Great Ideas in Capitalism Volume 1- Abandoning Dignity for the Bottom Line

During the Superbowl which was watched by everyone in the world 111 million people, I had the privilege to get offended by Groupon's expressing love toward making fun of Tibetan refugees, which they certainly claim they did not intend to do. How lucky I am to be able to live in a country in which I can enjoy seeing every sophomoric brilliant moneymaking idea come to fruition. 
Multimillionaire dumb ass Chief Executive Andrew Mason posted this: " It's the last thing we wanted."
This makes me wonder what they were thinking when they mocked the plight of the followers of HH Dalai Lama. Perhaps they could have focused on making fun of Martin Luther King getting locked up. Or Mother Teresa feeding the poor. Or Nelson Mandela being unable to get TV reception during the 27 years of imprisonment. 
I thought about getting one of these discounts for Valentine’s Day -- I love you honey, and my gift expresses how much minus 43%. As a result, count me in as one who may skip the opportunity for a 27% discount at my local Big Lots to get 7 screwdrivers for the price of 3. 
Once again, Multimillionaire dumb ass Chief Executive Andrew Mason posted this: " It's the last thing we wanted." I don't take him at his word.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Didn't Your Mothers Tell You to Share?

Why do workers who retired from the police, the fire department, and the government with sweet iron-clad benefits that they earned by putting it on the line day after day hate workers who retired from the police, the fire department, and the government with sweet iron-clad benefits that they earned by putting it on the line day after day?

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Beginning of the End

Poor Fergie! After singing screaming her way through "Where Is the Love," all anyone could think was where is the voice.

The Black Eyed Peas are now Will I. Am's herky jerky show, and if the future sounds like halftime of the Super Bowl, bring back Beethoven. Maybe he can do something with those Sponge Bob lookalikes.

The two other dudes, looking like they got run over by a space ship, should have pointed to God for the blessings they have received in order to be able to have enough money to afford those haircuts and sequins.

And Fergie ... you still looked lovely in your little girl clothing, but it's time to stop screaming.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Let Them Eat Pita

The French Revolution is now beginning it season of reruns in Egypt. It will soon be playing on a network if it is not censored in a country far from you. (near you if you are in the 20% who cannot find Egypt on a map)
While Armegeddon Diva Glenn Beck (there’s a hen in the FOX house) huffs and puffs until all his lemmings think the house will blow down (brought to you by Kleenex), Anderson Cooper was giving one up for the team, getting his black t-shirted self whipped for democracy on CNN. Christiane Amanpour used her elitist, multi-lingual, dignified self (and her husky voice which made the old guard think of Lauren Bacall) to go where no man had gone before -- before the lunatics protecting Hosni Mubarak, up the stairs, and into an interview with him.
The Tea Party Muslim Brotherhood has obviously had enough, and once again, all the well-meaning career employees for the intelligence agencies (why do we call them that when they are just well-connected, former military or Ivy League white guys just waiting to rip open some tortilla chips for the Super Bowl -- picture younger John McCain’s rabidly rooting on Green Bay -- they all want the Packers to restore the order -- with salsa on the fingertips) got caught with their boxers down.
What’s it mean? Young and little Arabic people are tired of the crumbs and are not going to starve and get ripped off without throwing a bunch of rocks a battle. For the west, it means more arguing, fear, and business for cable TV. Unless the dictatorial Islamic world takes a cue from it’s allies in the Capitalistic democratic world and solves the problem by flooding the Arabic street with help (Coke, Snickers, Little Debbie, KFC, Taco Bell, Al-Einstein’s Pita, Pita Hut, all-in-one remote controls, and 24 hour free, unlimited texting plans), nothing will change until we sell the rest of the world our version of the American Dream -- the right to a crippling obesity and brain numbing onslaught of information that allows the masses to use their hands to do all tasks while sitting idly by on Pottery Barn couches as banks, brokers and politicians fleece them offer them a chance to make money and get Netflix.
Oh -- for you it means more expensive gasoline. (Tony Haywood from BP is forever off the hook)

Friday, February 4, 2011

Hosni's Thursday

A Day in the Life of Hosni Mubarak:

Rudely awakened by cracking whips and gunfire at 5:00 am
Read the Egyptian Times
Orders a Grand Slam Breakfast from Denny’s closest franchise
Listens to Montell Jordan’s “This Is How We Do It”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIYtBSqkbmw
Stops by the bank to buy traveler’s checks for $1 billion – signing takes three hours and donkey cart ride back takes another hour.
Watches Egyptian version of Everybody Hates Hosni
Smokes a Camel
Turns on Internet to order extra camels from Amazon
Goes to Gun Show near Giza
Reads to Kill a Mockingbird; loves the part when Bob Ewell gets away with it
Dinner
Calls Kim Jong-Il to talk about Phoenix vs. Memphis NBA game
Pores over real estate sections in Geneva and Riyadh papers
Brags to grandkids about the Pyramid Arena in Memphis and Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas
Opens Internet again to watch Elvis sing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tByhkaVcyE
Listens to Moody Blues “Go Now”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLgdcGEqgcw
Packs 97 suitcases after hearing about how the Marcos family packed 300 before fleeing to Hawaii: Michelle Malkin denies this and blames it on Obama
 
Tries on clothing for tomorrow
Goes to bed with one eye open

Thursday, February 3, 2011

What's Being Written

It's been all Egypt all the time lately.

In second place are the dumb ass Republicans trying to pull the health care carpet out from under the people. Here is a movement against it:

Repeal your Own Health Care
http://act.credoaction.com/campaign/gop_healthcare_hypocrites/?rc=fb_share1

In the New York Times fashion pages today, hats are the topic.


Post of the day: From CHOW through GOOD about Korean/American Americanized Chinese food in San Francisco: