Talking today to someone like the nice fellow who owns this house, I learned that America’s budget problems have been caused by the working men and women who belong to unions like those Wisconsin people. Prior to our discussion, I had always thought that unions protected the middle class, insured that they received things like a fair wage, health benefits, a shot at a 40 hour work week, and a bit of a paid vacation. Boy was I wrong!
Now I know that the economic disaster that occurred at the beginning of the Islamic foreign -born President Obama term end of the Bush administration’s term was actually caused by the benefits paid to union members.
I thought for a minute that the real problem might be: two unfinanced wars or the greedy Wall Street hedge fund motherfuckers managers or all the unwed black mothers driving Cadillacs around town or Terri Schiavo or Bill Ayres pallin' around with terrorists or those pimps from Acorn or Chandra Levy or Tiller the Baby Killer or Don’t Ask Don’t Tell or NPR’s firing of Juan Williams or all the saggy pants on gold teethed black teenagers or MSNBC or Rahm Emanuel or Hollywood’s Elite Liberals or Al Gore’s discovery of the internet or Michael Moore’s hateful distaste for democracy or tax breaks for everybody including the billionaires who create the engine which creates American jobs even though no jobs have been created or Sista Soulja or Jesse Jackson or the dude from Louisiana with the cash in his freezer or the Clintons who murdered that Foster guy over Whitewater, but I learned that I was mistaken.
I learned that it wasn’t the fault of guys like the one in this house, but the working men and women who belong to unions. They should not be allowed to ruin our country by collective bargaining. The guy who lives in this house told me that we can’t afford to pay these guys so much.
Anyway -- one look at this guy's monstrous beautiful house and I knew he was better than me and that he would never lie.
