Tuesday, November 22, 2011

GOP Politics: Positively Wall Street Meets Night of the Living Dead

Outrageousness will get you votes if you are a Republican; honesty will kill you. It is a Bizarro world with little redeeming value when Mitt Romney, professional liar with many years of experience at it must fight to compete with the likes of Newt Gingrich, who dumb people find brilliant. I just see him buying a gold rope like a blustery rapper -- I take him seriously like I took the artistry of Vanilla Ice seriously. The brother just wants power and money. Michelle Bachmann is a crazy hag, ranting about whatever pops out of her mouth as her eyes get bigger and bigger and the veins in her forehead near her horns grow ready to burst. Herman Cain has played the race card, gender card, and player card -- he is all out of Aces. Ron Paul is straight, and Jon Huntsman does not have the stomach for the slime. Rick Santorum would be better off as a member of the Taliban; he loves social restrictions, hates freedom unless it's his own, and wants men to have bigger weapons. What the F is Tim Pawlenty doing in this photo?

Craziest of all is that all of the losers are in line for massive paydays, lobbying jobs, and speaking engagements as rich white people will pay them handsomely to inspire them to make their anger tangible.

Worst are the "reasonable" pundits like the New York Times David Brooks, who in every case are consciously incompetent, knowing full well that the Republicans they defend on a daily basis have screwed everyone in the country who is not rich. It's a low down dirty shame.

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